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                              That fuzzy white spot is Tiger’s golf ball milliseconds before smashing into the camera that snapped this picture.  It sort of looks like the camera guy stuck his mug out of the gallery and impeded the path of the ball to get this picture when in truth, the camera guy was exactly where he was supposed to be.  Tiger simply duffed the shot to the right and THWACK.  What’s even more incredible about this picture is the smiling dude with the cigar on the right side of the frame.  Who smokes with both hands in their pockets?  Amazing!

9 VEHICLES TORCHED in Lethbridge

Monday, August 9th, 2010

To give you the Cole’s Notes of it all, shortly after midnight Saturday 9 vehicles in South Lethbridge were set ablaze.  $80,000 of damage is estimated and it could have been a lot worse as one vehicle had propane stored in it.  Thankfully it did not go kaboom.  A 27 year-old was apprehended fleeing the scene and either will be or has been charged.  What I found intersting is that all the vehicles set on fire had one thing in common – they were all unlocked.  EVERY WEEK we get reports from Lethbridge police of vehicle break-ins without any ‘breaking’ taking place because the vehicles are unlocked.  Maybe THIS will finally get the message through to Lethbridge residents.

Are you telling me in all of Chicago – the 3rd largest city in the US of A – they couldn’t find a better artist to depict the captain of their hockey squad, Jonathan Toews? 

Here’s the new mural in Chicago that has fans of the Blackhawks irate!  And yet, it’s not the bad artistry that has fans angry – it’s something else completely.  See for yourself by clicking here.

Has your boss ever joked that a monkey could do your job? Turns out meteoroligists can be replaced by, not monkeys, pigs. Rather, pig intestines.

According to a very old (and wise) man in North Dakota, you can predict what the weather will be by consulting pig spleens.

This guy guts the pig and stares at the brown, glistening, foot-long organs on his kitchen counter to come up with his prediction.

If the spleen is wide where it attaches to the pig’s stomach and then narrows, it means winter weather will come early with a mild spring. A narrow-to-wider spleen usually means harsh weather in the spring. According to the pig spleen prognasticator, “The spleens are 85% correct.”

Not bad. If you consider that meteorologists seem to be about 15% right, they are 100% correct between the two of them.

For 2008, the pig spleens predict, “a normal year with no major storms. That’s what the spleens tell me.”

Bonus code today is “Pig Spleen”

Enjoy.

Vincent

Things A Man Should NEVER Do After 30

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

Things a man should never do after the age of 30. A list was published by Esquire magazine and we felt it wasn’t quite complete so we asked Rock 106 listeners to add other suggestions.

THINGS A MAN SHOULD NEVER DO AFTER 30

Watch wrestling.
Coin your own nickname.
Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro. (No CHAINWALLETS either)
Rank your friends in order of best, second best, and so on.
Hacky sack.
Hang art with tape.
Ask a policeman, “You ever shoot anybody with that thing?”
Take a camera to a nude beach.
Let your father do his taxes. (Unless he’s an accountant and gives you a discount)
Tap on the glass.
Shout out a response to “Are you ready to rock?”
Use the word “collated” on his resume.
Hold a weekly house meeting with roommates.
Name pets after Middle Earth characters from Lord of the Rings.
Jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos.
Hug amusement-park characters or mascots.
Wear Disney-themed neckties.
Choose 69 as your jersey number.
Eat Oreo cookies in stages.
Propose via stadium Jumbotron.
Call “shotgun” before getting in a car.
Buy a novelty postcard in another country of topless women on a beach and write “Wish you were here” on it.
Keg stands.
Put less than ten dollars’ worth of gas in the tank.
Live with your parents.
Wear baggy pants and have your underwear showing.
Have a ponytail.
Have a mullet.
Date highschool students (actually, stop that at the age of 20).
Wear a ball cap backwards.
Wear a ball cap sideways (again, quit at age 20).
Sleep past noon.
Sign up for Facebook or Myspace websites and check them on a daily basis.
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Bonus code for you today is CHAINWALLETS

Vincent