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After today, NO MORE!

Saturday, July 31st, 2010

I just read an article on the dangers of drinking.  It scared the crap out of me.  So that’s it.  After today, no more reading.   In fact, I’ll even takes 1 week off from writing.  I suggest you take this opportunity to visit the blogs of other announcers here at  Enjoy.  I shall post something new Aug 9th… the anniversary of Wayne Gretzky being jetisoned to Los Angeles.

HOW 2: Survive an Asteroid Attack

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

Scientists calculate that the asteroid called 1999 RQ36 has a chance (1-in-1000) of hitting Earth… in the year 2182.  Apparently we have until the year 2080 to figure out how to deflect the asteroid to deviate it from the path to Earth.  If we fail, we simply wait for 102 years for it to swing back and SMASH!  Luckily, I found an old film strip down in the bowels of the Lethbridge library which clearly instructs us on how to survive an asteroid attack.  To view this film strip, click here.

What do you get when a Donkey and Zebra decide to get funky?  A Zedonk, apparently.  I prefer to think of it as a Zebronkey.  Nevertheless, zedonk it is.

Zebras and donkeys don’t usually mate but every so often it happens.  As for what traits a zedonk exhibits, it gets papa zebra’s instincts of survival – sitting up instead of lying on its side to stay alert for predators.

This is what a baby of a zebra father and donkey mother looks like: behold the zebronkey zedonk. 

Skyhawks In Action – THE VIDEO!

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Later today I’ll be posting pictures of the Skyhawks Skydiving crew preparing to dive out of the plane Friday.No, I didn’t get to jump (at the request of my wife) but I did go up and watch members of the SkyHawks SkyDiving team vanish one after the other… and 6 all at once.  Surreal experience.And here is a link to watch Jerhett Schafer get forced out of the back of the aircraft, safely strapped to a highly skilled member of the SkyHawks, of course.  THE VIDEO.

CF-18 Hornet Crashes at Lethbridge Airport The annual Air Show is still a go after this CF-18 Hornet erupted upon impact at Lethbridge Airport while practicing for the weekend event.  The pilot ejected in time and was taken to hospital for injuries.  This must have happened mere minutes after Jerhett and I departed the airport from skydiving with the Skyhawks who are also apart of the Air Show Saturday and Sunday.  To think I had been watching that plane maneuver, daydreaming of how I REALLY wanted to fly aboard a CF-18 Hornet this year.  Turns out skydiving was the safer choice.

Nerd Alert!

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

I’m not big on pets in costumes but as a Star Wars fan… check out this vid.


Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

As promised on air, the link to KISS live on Leno from last night… full make up… not Leno, though.  Jay in black/white/silver face paint would have been killer.

Here it the video.

KISS was on Rosie’s “bucket list” (things to do before Death gets ya).  The next item on his list I’d like him to cross off is Milk A Cow.  Yes… it’s extremely disturbing that he feels the need to get his hands on some utters before he dies, but that doesn’t it shouldn’t happen… especially live on the air.  If you know anyone who can help this man’s dream come true and provide a dairy cow, contact us immediately!!!

The Professionals Make It Look So Easy

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Just wanted to share a couple great/fun golf shots with you.  The first is from the 2010 British Open.  The 2nd is Phil Mickelson teaching us how to do a backwards chip.  Crazy.  Fun.  And it’s never as easy as the pros make it look.

Shot #1

Shot #2

Just when I thought the Old Spice Guy couldn’t get any cooler, he goes and sends love messages to my first ever celebrity crush, Alyssa Milano.  Click here for pure awesomeness.  The article and 5 videos explain all.

The Steinbrenner WE knew

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

New York Yankee owner George Steinbrenner; I never knew him.  But I knew THIS George Steinbrenner: Steinbrenner on Seinfeld part 1 and Steinbrenner on Seinfeld part 2.

Oh, and just for the record, this isn’t a “tragic” loss like all the sports & news outlets are reporting.  He was 80!  It’s sad, not tragic. 

A “tragic loss” is defined not by one’s station in life but instead by age and how they died.  When a child dies, that’s tragic, no matter how they died.  When a person mid-40s person is mangled in an accident, that’s tragic.  Murder; that’s tragic.  When people parish in an aircraft crash, that’s tragic. 

However, once you enter the retirement phase of your life (post-65) AND you die of natural causes (including heart attacks), then that’s very sad but – note the word “natural” up above – it’s not tragic.  I speak as someone who has lost many friends and family members.  The losses are all terrible; some were tragic, but not all (my 97 year-old grandpa comes to mind).

The reason why I harp on this is because I don’t like the media treating a celebrity death above the real tragic loss of an average Joe or Jane, but that will never stop, unfortunately.

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