Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Carol for today’s Last Laff…
A rather private and influential woman spent most of her vacation on the roof of her hotel, sunbathing. The first day she wore her one piece…on the second day she got more daring and wore her bikini. Then on the third day she felt more adventurous and since she was on the highest roof and nobody could see her…she took it all off and went for the perfect tan.
Literally 2 minutes later she heard running feet. She pulled her towel over her exposed rear just as the assistant manager arrived. “Excuse me Ma’am. The Hotel doesn’t mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we would appreciate it very much if you wear the bathing suit you had on yesterday”
She was a little put off by this. “What difference does it make to you? No one can see me up here and I have a towel if someone comes”.
“It’s the guests downstairs Miss…you’re lying on the dining room skylight”
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