Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Leo for today’s Last Laff…
Two buddies, Fred and Jerry, were getting very drunk at the bar. Suddenly, Jerry threw up all over himself. “Oh Gawd…my wife’s gonna kill me.”
Fred pats him on the shoulder. “Don’t worry, pal. I gotcher back. Just tuck a twenty in your shirt pocket and tell your wife that somebody threw up on you and gave you 20 to cover the dry cleaning bill.”
Jerry thought that sounded pretty smart so he ordered 2 beers for his friend, and two more for himself. They got even drunker over the next few hours…
Eventually Jerry stumbled in the front door. His wife was all over him. “You stink of beer and look at you. You puked all over yourself! You’re disgusting”
Speaking slowly and carefully, Jerry said “now hanngg out a second. I kin ‘splain. I had a cuple of drunks and this other guy was sick all over me on my shirt. But look at this!” He pulled the crumpled money from his pocket. “He said he’s was reeely sorry an’ gave me twenties bucks for the cleanup bill!”
“Nice try. That’s forty bucks you got there” “I almoss fergot. He also pooped in my pants”
—————————————————————————————————————————-
That’s funny! And you probably have a joke that’s funny too! Send it to us cause we love to laugh…