Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Leo for today’s Last Laff…
Did you know the experts have identified 6 different kinds of sex between a man and a woman!
The first is called Smurf Sex. That’s when you first meet and have sex til you’re both blue in the face…
Then there’s Kitchen Sex. You think about it all day at work and when you get home you’re so needy you’ll jump each other in the first place you meet.
The third is easy…Bedroom Sex. You’ve been together long enough, sex is routine, usually just in the bedroom.
The fourth kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. That’s when you pass each other in the hallway you both say ‘Screw you.’
Next is Religious Sex. You get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. This is very popular…
And the Sixth kind is Courtroom Sex. You are served papers and your partner screws you in front of a judge.
(There is a 7th kind…called Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself)
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