Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Leo for today’s Last Laff…

Two cowboys were sitting around the campfire after a long day on the range… “What’s your favorite position with a woman?” asked one.

“Rodeo…” said the other.

“Don’t know what that is, but it sounds like fun”

“It is! You get yer wife down on all fours and snuggle up behind her. Then your reach around and cup her breasts in yer hands. Then you lean forward, and whisper in her ear…these feel just like yer sisters…and then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.”

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This Sunday, it’s the annual Easter Seals Telethon. This year, it will be broadcast LIVE on Eastlink Cable 10 from 1-8pm. Look for Terry and Mell from 2-3pm. Once again this year, we will be playing Battle Of The Sexes. Make a donation during Battle of the Sexes for your chance to win a JVC Kaboom from Bianco’s Super Centre!

Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Bill for today’s Last Laff…

An old guy is referred to a Urologist for a prostate exam. Turns out, the Urologist is a very pretty female Urologist.

“I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you’re probably used to” she told him. “I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate…take a deep breath and say, ’99′.

The old guy does as he’s told. “99”.

The pretty doctor says, “Good! Now over on your left side
and while I check…take a deep breath and say, ’99′.”

Again the old guy follows the instructions and says “99”.

“Excellent sir, just one more test to go. For this one I’ll need you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your ‘little fella’ to keep it out of the way. Take a deep breath and say, ’99′.

“One … Two … Three ….”

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Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Mike for today’s Last Laff…

A couple were sitting at the wife’s high school reunion. She kept staring at a drunken man sitting alone at a nearby table.

“Do you know him?” he asked, watching the man pouring down the booze…
“Yes”, she sighed. “He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up all those years ago. Apparently he hasn’t been sober since.”

“Good God!” said the man. “Who would think any man could go on celebrating that long?”

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Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Judy for today’s Last Laff…

The Pope was in Florida and booked a few days off after his tour to sightsee. As he went along the coast in his Popemobile, there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man wearing a Montreal Canadiens jersey, was struggling frantically in the jaws of a 35-foot shark.

As the Pope watched horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing Toronto Maple Leafs jerseys. One fired a harpoon into the shark’s side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Canadiens fan from the water. Then they knocked the shark out and hauled it into the boat too.

The Pope summoned the boat to the beach. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Leafs and Canadiens’ fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth.” Then he drove off.

The one with the harpoon said “Who was that?”

“That was the Pope! Apparently he’s in direct contact with God and has access to all of God’s wisdom.”

“Maybe so, but he has no idea when it comes to sharp hunting. How’s our bait holding up?”

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A Sheriff in a small Texas town walked out in the street.  He saw a blond-haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots.  So he arrested him for indecent exposure. 

As he was locking the kid up, he asked “Why in the world were you walking ‘round like that?” 

“Well Sheriff…it’s like this.  I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asked me to go out to her motor home with her.  So I did.   We went inside and she pulled off her top and told me to take off my shirt.  So I did.  Then she pulled off her skirt and told me to take off my pants.  So I did.  Then she pulled off her panties and told me to take off my shorts.  So I did.  Then she got on the bed and looked at me kinda sexy and said, “Alright cowboy…now…go to town.  And here I am!”

—-Thanks for the laugh this mornng Leo!  If you have a joke you think J. Austin Healey could tell on Terry and Mell’s Last Laff, send it our way! 

mellaney.dahl@sudburyradio.rogers.com

Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Judy for today’s Last Laff…
 
A woman goes to the Doctor worried about her husband.
 
“What’s the problem, Janet?”
 
“Well Doctor Cameron, I dinnae know what to do.   Every time ma auld man comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon.”
 
“Aye”, says the Doctor.  “Well… I have a real good cure for that. When your husband gets home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep.”
 
Two weeks later she comes back looking fresh and reborn.  “Doc yer brilliant man!  Evrae time ma auld man got home drunk I swished with water an he didnae touch me even once!  How’s the water do that?”
 
“Janet it’s nae big secret. The water does bugger all…it’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick….”
 
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Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Kathy for today’s Last Laff…
 
An elderly man gores into a brothel and tells the Madame he’d like a young girl for the night!  She loks this antique up and down…and says “how old are you?”
 
“I’m 90!”
 
“90!!!   Good lord…don’t you realize you’ve HAD it?”
 
“Oh dear!  I’m so sorry…how much do I owe you?”
 
That’s funny!  And you probably have a joke that’s funny too!  Send it to us cause we love to laugh…
 
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Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Chris for today’s Last Laff…
 
A woman was having a little afternoon delight affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when she heard her husband’s car pull in.  “Oh my God – Hurry!  Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”
 
“I can’t jump out the window. It’s raining…”
 
“If my husband catches us he’ll kill us.  He’s a madman with a temper and a gun, so rain’s the least of your problems”
 
The boyfriend agrees and bundles up his clothes and jumps out of the window.  As he runs down the street in the pouring rain, he finds himself in the middle of the town’s annual marathon…so he keeps running in the middle of about 300 athletes.
 
He tried to blend in and not get noticed…but he was naked.  A group of runners behind him caught up and one of them said “do you always run in the nude?”
 
“Sure do” he gasped.  “It feels so wonderfully free!”
 
Another runner asked “And do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm like that?”
 
“Yes” said the lover breathlessly.  “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the marathon and jump in my car to go home”
 

Hearing all of this, one of the runners ahead of him looked back.  “And do you always wear a condom when you run naked” he laughed.
 

“Only when it’s raining”

That’s funny!  And you probably have a joke that’s funny too!  Send it to us cause we love to laugh…
 
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