Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Bill for today’s Last Laff…
George Bush has a heart-attack and dies…and ends up in Hell. The devil isn’t happy. “You’re on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay so here’s the deal. I’ve got a couple of folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you…so I’ll let you decide who gets to leave hell and you take their place.
George is taken to a door and inside he sees Ted Kennedy. He keeps diving into a large pool of water and coming up empty handed. Over and over, that’s all he keeps doing for eternity. “Oh dear, I’m a terrible swimmer so I can’t do that all day long” says George.
He’s taken to a second door where he sees Al Gore with a sledge- hammer and a room full of rocks. Over and over he keeps swinging the hammer. “I have a bad shoulder” says George “so that wouldn’t work for me”
The devil opened a third door. Through it, George saw Bill
Clinton lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George couldn’t believe it. “Sure, I can handle this!”
The devil smiled………..”OK Monica, you’re free to go.”
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