Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Sandy for today’s Last Laff…
A man’s car breaks down near a monastery. He asks if he could spend the night and the Monks feed him dinner and fix his car. As he tries to fall asleep, the man hears a strange sound…like nothing he’s ever heard! In the morning he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say they can’t tell him because he’s not a monk.
The man is desperate to know what the sound was so asks how he can become a Monk so he can find out.
“You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are. When you bring the number, you will become a monk”
45 years later, the man knocks on the door of the monastery. “There are 371 trillion, 145 billion, 236 million, 284 thousand, 232 blades of grass”.
The Monks welcome him inside as one of them and lead him to a locked wooden door…and behind it is the sound! They offer him a key which opens the door, and behind it is a stone door. They offer him a key and he opens it to find a door of ruby. He gets the key for that and finds a locked Silver door. He keeps getting keys through 4 more unusual doors and finally the Monks say he’s at the final door!!! He can’t wait to open it.
He turns the key and finally knows what the amazing strange magical sound is!!!
I’m sorry, you’re not a card-carrying Monk now…are you?
That’s funny! And you probably have a joke that’s funny too! Send it to us cause we love to laugh…