Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Brian for today’s Last Laff…
Sid and Barney want to get one more golf game in before it snows…so they agree to play just 9 holes. Sid says “let’s make it worthwhile Barney, how about lowest score wins $5”
They have a great game and after 8 holes Barney is ahead by 1 stroke. He slices his drive on the 9th into the rough.
“Help me find my ball Sid, you look over there”. After 5 minutes they haven’t found it and since a lost ball carries a 2 stroke penalty, Barney pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it onto the ground. “I found my ball!”
Sid shakes his head. “You know Barney, all the years we’ve been friends…you’d cheat me for a measly five bucks?!?”
“What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right here!”
“And a liar too! I’ve been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!”
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