Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Cory for today’s Last Laff…
As the husband got home from work he knew something was wrong…and as soon as he saw his wife he knew what it was. He’d totally forgotten that today was their 10th Anniversary.
“Tomorrow there’d better be something in the driveway waiting for me, and it better go from 0 to 200 in two seconds flat!” scolded his wife.
The next morning when she woke up and went out front she found a brightly wrapped package. Inside…was a brand new bathroom scale.
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