Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Carol for today’s Last Laff…
A woman was on the 17th hole golfing with her 3 best girlfriends. “Oh, no!” she suddenly yelled. “Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! (it’s a fairy tale) He’ll be so pissed if it’s not ready on time”.
Off she went…but when she got home all she found in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. Knowing she didn’t have time to get to the store, she made do. Opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce leaf.
Her husband came home, sat down and started eating. And he seemed to be enjoying it! “Darling, this is the best dinner you’ve made me in 40 years! You can make this for me anytime”.
She told her golf partners that after they played their weekly golf game she made the same meal, and they were all horrified. “You’re going to kill him!”
Two months later, her husband died. One of the foursome finally said “We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would kill him. You murdered your husband!”
“Stop it” said the widow. “I didn’t kill him. He fell off the windowsill while he was licking his arse.”
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