Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Sandy for today’s Last Laff…
A nun was sitting at the airport waiting for her flight to Calgary. In the corner she noticed one of those old weigh machines that told your fortune. She decided it might be fun to see what it would say about her so she went over, put in a loonie, and stepped on the machine.
Out came a little card that read: “You are a nun…you weigh 138 pounds…and you’re going to Calgary”
The nun sat back down and figured it was set to whatever flight was leaving from that gate…but that seemed a bit far fetched so she went over and tried it again. This time the card came out saying: “You are a nun…you weigh 138 pounds…you’re going to Calgary…and you’re going to play a fiddle”
The nun knew that couldn’t be right sine she had never played any musical instrument so she sat back down. 10 seconds later a cowboy sat down and put his fiddle case on the seat between them. Without thinking she opened the case, took out the fiddle, and started playing beautiful music! She was very shocked and went over to the machine once more to see what else it would tell her.
This time the card said: “You are a nun…you weigh 138 pounds…you’re going to Calgary…you’re going to play a fiddle…and you’re going to break wind”
This time she knew it couldn’t be right, since she had never broken wind in her entire life. So she sat back down but slipped and landed hard on the seat…and out squeaked her first one.
She just had to go back to the machine once more. The card said something different this time. “You are a nun…you weigh 138 pounds…you fiddled and farted around…and now you just missed your flight!”
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