Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Leo for today’s Last Laff…
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked…”What happened to YOU?”
“Well” says the fellow, “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife. We both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. So we both went to see if we could find either shot. I happened to notice that one of the cows had something white in its rear end.
I lifted its tail and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the cow’s ass”.
“The cow did this to you?” asked the doctor.
“No”, said the man. “I was standing there holding the cow’s tail up in the air and I saw my wife and yelled “Hey, this looks like yours!”
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