Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Mike for today’s Last Laff…
Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married young and has 17 children. Then her husband dies…and a month later she remarries and has another 15 children with the second husband. Then he dies.
Within a month, Maria is engaged to be married for a third time. Unfortunately she becomes very ill and dies.
At her wake, the priest looks down at Maria in her coffin…then looks up to heaven and says, “At least, they’re finally together.”
A guy standing next to the priest asks, “Excuse me, Father. When you say they’re finally together…do you mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?”
“No I mean her knees.”
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