Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Leo for today’s Last Laff…
A woman carrying triplets found herself in the wrong place at the wrong time. A masked robber ran out of the bank right into her and in a panic he shot her three times in the belly!
The ER doctor said it was a miracle that all 3 babies were going to be OK, but best to leave the bullets in as the operations would be risky. Three weeks later, she gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
Everything was great until 16 years later…when one of her daughters ran into her mom’s room crying. “I was peeing and a bullet came out!” Her mother told her it was okay and explained what had happened 16 years ago.
Two days later, the other daughter came in crying. “Mom,
I was peeing and a bullet came out!” Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
The next day her son came in crying. “It’s okay,” said his Mom. “I know what happened…you were peeing and a bullet came out.”
“I wish! I was playing with myself and shot the dog.”
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