Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Jeff for today’s Last Laff…

Two little old ladies bump into each other at the launderette. They haven’t seen each other in a long time so they catch up on bunion stories and grandkids. Then Edna asks Fran how her husband is doing.

“Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!”

“Oh dear! I’m very sorry.” Said Edna. “What did you do?”

“Opened a can of peas instead!”

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