Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Sandy for today’s Last Laff…  

A fifty-ish year old woman is jumping up and down on her bed and squealing with delight.   Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old”  “Really?  What did she say about your 60 year old ass?” “Nothing…your name didn’t come up” ——————————  

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