Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Henri for today’s Last Laff…
Bill Gates dies in a car accident and wakes up being sized up by God himself….
“Bill, I’m really confused on this call. Do I send you to Heaven or Hell? You helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created Windows. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. You can decide where you want to go. I’ll give you a quick peek at both”
Bill says, “Hmmm…I think I’d like to see Hell first”.
So Bill Gates goes to Hell. It’s beautiful! Clean sandy beach with clear water and bright sunshine, and bikini clad women playing volleyball and laughing. “This is great!” he tells God. “If this is Hell, I can’t wait to see Heaven!”
Heaven is high in the clouds, with angels playing harps and singing. Very nice… “I’ve made my decision God” says Bill. “Hell is the place for me.”
Two weeks later, God checks in on the billionaire. Bill is shackled to a wall being burned and tortured by demons.
“How’s everything going?” asks God.
“This is awful! It’s nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago!
“Oh that? That was the SCREENSAVER.”