Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Leo for today’s Last Laff…
He left home around 8:30 to play golf. On the way out his wife asked “What time will you be home?” and he answered “probably around 1:30…I’ll have lunch at the club.”
1:30 came…then 3 o’clock…6:15…finally he rolled in at 7pm with a pizza and an apology.
“We finished our game about 11:30, had lunch, and I started home. Along the way I passed a girl with a flat tire so I stopped to help, got the tire changed, and needed to wash my hands.
She wanted to pay me of course but I wouldn’t accept so she asked me to at least let her buy me a beer at the tavern up the road where I could get cleaned up.
We had a beer…and got talking…had another and another and I realized how pretty the girl was and how friendly we’d become. So before I knew it we were in the hotel next door having sex. I’m so sorry honey”
“What a load of crap that was” said his wife. “You played 36 holes…didn’t ya!”
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