Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Johnny for today’s Last Laff…
A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. Suddenly the camel drops dead! ‘Well Sister this looks pretty grim,’ said the Priest.
‘I know, Father. I don’t think we can survive more than a day or two out here.’
‘Sister, since we’re unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me? I’ve never actually seen a woman’s bosom before, and I was wondering if I might see yours.’
‘Well under the circumstances I don’t see that it would do any harm Father.’ So the Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts.
‘Father, could I ask something of you? I’ve never seen a man’s thigh serpent. Could I see yours?’
‘I suppose that would be OK,’ said the Priest lifting his robe.
‘Sister, did you know that if I insert my serpent in the right place, it can give life.’
‘Oh Father, that’s wonderful… stick it in the camel and let’s get the hell out of here!’
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