Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Sandy for today’s Last Laff…

Maude and Claude met at the seniors dance and over time they discovered that being 91 didn’t mean you had to be alone. They enjoyed having each other’s company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and she accepted! They had a lovely evening, and ended up at his place for a nightcap.

Age wasn’t an issue and nature followed its course. Maude joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. As they were basking in the glow afterwards they both were lost in their own thoughts…..

Claude was thinking: ‘If I’d known she was a virgin, I’d have been gentler.’

Maude was thinking: ‘If I’d known he could still do it, I’d have taken off my pantyhose.

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