Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Lori for today’s Last Laff…
A trucker is traveling along Hwy 17 from Wahnapitae towards Sudbury. He stops at a red light in Coniston and a blonde in the car behind him jumps out of her car and waves at him. He lowers his window and she calls up “Hi my name’s Heather, and you’re losing some of your load!”
The trucker raises the window and keeps going until he comes to a red light at Moonlight Beach Road. The blonde once again jumps out of her car behind him and waves frantically. He lowers his window. As if they’ve never spoken, the blonde says brightly, “Hi my name’s Heather, and you’re losing some of your load!”
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her and continues. He gets to Falconbridge Road and there’s another red light so he stops. The same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car… runs up and gets his attention. “Hi my name’s Heather, and you’re losing some of your load!”
Just then the light turns green. The trucker revs up and races to the next light. He jumps out of his truck, runs back to the blonde who’s just pulling up, and waves his arms like a crazy man. She lowers her window.
“Hi my name’s Kevin, and I’m driving a SAND TRUCK……….”
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