Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven your enemies today?’

80% of the congregation held up their hands.  Not good enough…so the Minister repeated his question.  The second time, everyone held up their hands…except for one little old lady.

“Miss Joyce, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?’

“I don’t have any.” She said, smiling sweetly.

“That’s very unusual Miss Joyce, you should be very proud!  How old are you?”


‘Miss Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell everyone how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? 

 ’The little old lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said… “I outlived the bitches.” 


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