Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Kathy for today’s Last Laff…
A man owned a small farm…and one day he got a letter from Revenue Canada claiming he wasn’t paying proper wages to his staff and someone would be by to discuss.
Two days later, he gets the visit. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the rep.
“Well,” said the farmer, “there’s my farm hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $500 a week plus free room and board. He also gets triple time for working on a Sunday
and a case of beer for a Happy Hour every Friday. The cook’s been here for 18 months, and I pay her $400 a week plus free room and board. She doesn’t work on Sundays and I provide paid satellite television for free in her room. Then there’s the half-wit. He works about 18 hours a day seven days a week and does about 90% of all the work around here. He gets about $20 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”
The agent says “That’s the guy I want to talk to. The half-wit”.
“That would be me,” said the farmer.
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