Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Brian for today’s Last Laff…
Two guys are out hunting, and they come across a huge hole in the ground. They can’t believe how big it is! “Wow, that’s some hole” says the first hunter. “I can’t even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is.”
The second hunter leans over and says “why don’t we throw something down there and see how long it takes to hit the bottom”
So they look around and find an old truck transmission dumped years ago and with a lot of grunting they drag it to the side of the hole and throw it in.
They stand totally still at the side of the huge hole listening… Suddenly there’s a rustling in the bushes behind them. They turn to see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and without stopping jump headfirst into the hole!
The two hunters stare at each other with their jaws hanging open. “What the hell was that?”
An old farmer appears out of nowhere. “Say there,” he says, “you fellers didn’t happen to see my goat around here, did you?”
“Funny you should ask,” says the first hunter. “About a minute ago a goat came running out of the bushes there doin’ about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!”
“That’s impossible,” says the farmer. “I had him chained to a transmission!”
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