Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Stan for today’s Last Laff…
An 80 year old couple was having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor. After their checkups, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair. “Where are you going?” asked his wife.
“To the kitchen.”
“Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”
“Don’t you think you should write it down so you remember? I also want some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you’ll forget that.”
“I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”
“Ohhhh…and whip cream too. I know you’ll forget that so you better write it down.”
“I don’t need to write that down, I can remember.”
He stomps off to the kitchen. 20 minutes later he comes back and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a minute and then says, “See…you forgot my toast.”
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