Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Judy for today’s Last Laff…
An elderly Italian man went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: “Father … During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.”
The priest said “That was a wonderful thing you did. You have no need to confess that”
“There’s more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors….several times a week…sometimes twice on Sunday.”
The priest said, “That was a long time ago. You placed yourself in considerable danger and under the circumstances it was easy to succumb to the weaknesses of the flesh. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven indeed my son.”
“Thank you, Father. That’s a great load off my mind. Do you think I should tell her the war is over now then?”
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