Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Sandy for today’s Last Laff…
A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine.
White wine!!! All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up to see what pitiful excuse for a man had asked for that.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, is ya?”
“No, I’m from Canada .”
“What do you’all do in Canada ? ”
“I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A taxi-dermist? What in tarnation is that? You mean you drive a taxi?”
“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”
“The bartender hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s wunna us.”
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