Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Sammy for today’s Last Laff…
It was the first day of school, and the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a beautiful bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
The liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it wine?” she guessed.
“No,” said the boy.
She tasted another drop and asked, “Is it Champagne?.
“No,” said the little boy.
“OK I give up” said the teacher. “What is it?”
“It’s a puppy!!!”
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