Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Bill for today’s Last Laff…
The Mexican maid asked for a pay raise. The wife was very upset about this.  “Now Maria, give me a break….why do you think you should get a raise?”
“Well,  Senora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. First, I iron better than you.”
“Really?  Who told you that you iron better than me”
“Jor husband say so.”
“The second reason is that  I am a better cook than you.” “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
“Jor husband did.”
“And the tird reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.”
The wife is really furious.  “Oh really…and did my husband say that too??”
“No Senora…dat time was de gardener.”
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