Today’s Last Laff was a Two-fer, so thanks to Club Q Rockstar Stephan for today’s first Last Laff…
A blonde woman comes in for a hair appointment wearing headphones for her Ipod. She tells the stylist to cut her hair but under no circumstances should he remove her headphones.
The stylist begins cutting around the ears but he knows how silly it’s going to look so when he’s almost done he moves the headphones out of the way. Suddenly the blonde falls down dead!
The stylist picks up one of the headphones and listens…to a recorded voice saying over and over… “breathe in….breathe out…breathe in…”
…and thanks to Rockstars Rob and Tena for today’s second Last Laff…
A blonde was sitting on the bus reading the newspaper.
The headline said “12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed”.
She felt really sad and turned to the guy next to her…
How many is a Brazilian?”
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