Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Bill for this one…
An elderly couple, both well into their 80′s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’
The old man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’
The doctor is naturally surprised but figures if an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice…why not?
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, ‘There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..’
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, and charges then $50.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but he agrees. And there’s no problems. This happens several weeks in a row…
Finally, the doctor says, ‘I’m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?’
‘We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married; so we can’t go to her house. I’m married; and we can’t go to my house. The Quality Inn charges $124. The Travelodge is $152. We do it here for $50 and OHIP pays $43 of it, so our net cost is 7 dollar sex!’
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