Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Gino for today’s Last Laff…
Bob gets home stinkin’ drunk one night…crawls in beside his wife and passes out. He wakes up at the Pearly Gates! “Hi Bob” says St Peter. “You died in your sleep… welcome to heaven”
“It can’t be!” cried Bob “I have too much still to do on Earth! You HAVE to send me back”
“There’s only one way I can do that Bob…you’d have to go back as a chicken”
So Bob agrees and asks St. Peter to put him at a farm very near his home. A second later he’s covered in feathers, clucking and pecking the ground. A rooster strolls over. “So you’re the new hen here huh…how’s your first day?”
“I have a strange feeling inside, like I’m going to explode” says Bob the chicken.
“You’re ovulating” says the Rooster. “You’re gonna lay an egg, so just relax and let it happen”
A few uncomfortable seconds later, out pops an egg…and Bob feels much better. Then he lays another…and he’s just about to lay a third one when he feels a slap on the back of his head and hears his wife’s voice. “Bob wake up you just crapped the bed!”
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