A beautiful young woman about to undergo a minor operation is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor awaiting the medical staff.
A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts up the sheet and visually examines her naked body. He walks away and confers with another man in a white coat. The second man then approaches the girl and performs the same examination.
When a third man approaches her, she asks impatiently: “These examinations are fine, but when are you going to start the operation?”
He shrugs and says: “Your guess is as good as mine, lady. We’re just here to paint the halls.”
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