Mell pushes her brand new Porsche into a gas station and tells the mechanic that the engine has died.
The mechanic works on it and, after a few minutes, has the car idling smoothly.
“What was wrong with it?” Mell asks.
“Ahh..Just crap in the carburetor,” replies the mechanic.
“Really?” Mell asks: “How often do I have to do that?”
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