Today’s Last Laff comes from Club Q Rockstar Keith!
A man boards an airliner and takes his seat. He is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him.
After the aircraft takes off, a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his seat mate “Hey, wench, “says the parrot, “bring me a whiskey and soda, and make it snappy!”
The FA looks annoyed, but walks on. A minute later, she walks back up the aisle, and the parrot pipes up again:
“Hey, you lazy so and so, where’s my whiskey? Hurry it up! ”
Visibly flustered, the FA hurries up the aisle and returns quickly with the parrot’s drink.
Impressed with the parrot’s technique, the man decides to get some quick service for himself.
“Hey, get me a dry martini. And don’t drag your sorry ass – I want it right now! ”
The FA turns red with anger and runs to the front of the plane. In a moment she returns with the First Officer and two burly male flight attendants.
The crewmen seize the passenger and the parrot, jerk open the emergency door, and hurl them both out of the airplane at 28,000 feet.
As the two hurtle out the door, the parrot turns to the man and says: “Ya know, for someone who can’t fly, you got a lotta balls.”