A young man from Levack calls into work and says, ‘Hey, I can’t come to work
today, I’m really sick. I’ve got a headache, stomach ache and my legs
hurt, I can’t come to work.’
The boss says, ‘You know something, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.’
Two hours later the young man from Levack calls again and says , ‘I did what you said and I feel great! I’ll be at work soon. You got a nice house.”
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