Today’s “Bacon Of The Day”..Bacon Soap!  It’s a sunny Sunday morning and you awake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the… bathroom?!?

Classic rock fans can now pour themselves a bit of Pink Floyd or Rolling Stones. Wines That Rock has announced the first three of its rock-themed wines: Forty Licks Merlot, Dark Side Of The Moon Cabernet Sauvignon, and Woodstock Chardonnay. Each feature iconic art work on the labels. Check out thier website for more..very cool!

Yes, it’s true..I Love Bacon!  So sue me!  I am convinced there is enough stuff on the web about bacon that I can post a different “Bacon The Day” post” for the next year!  So welcome to the first installment of Terry’s “Bacon Of The Day“.  Today’s Bacon…Chicken – Bacon Barbecue Poppers!

It’s the season for giving and the annual Q92/TD Toy Bank is back! Between now and December 11th, you can drop off a new, unwrapped toy at any TD/Canada Trust location in Greater Sudbury.

This year, Q92 is taking the TD Toy Bank into your neighbourhood! It’s the Q92 Toy Caravan for the TD Toy Bank. Look for Terry and Mell at a different location every Friday from 7-9. This will give you a convenient opportunity to drop of a new, unwrapped toy for the TD Toy Bank.

The Toy Caravan will also be stopping by local business as well, giving even more opportunities to drop off your new, unwrapped toy.

Remember, all toys will be donated to the Salvation Army for distribution to families in need this Christmas.

Here’s is where we will be THIS Friday, November 27th:

7-9am: Howard Armstrong Recreation Centre, Hanmer
9-Noon: Giant Tiger on the corner of Lasalle and Falconbridge Road

Make sure you stop by Giant Tiger this week and purchase a 17 inch stuffed “Charity Bear” for only $6 with $3 going to the Q92/TD Toy Bank.

Yup…there’s a song..about bacon!

Old Fred’s hospital bed is surrounded by well-wishers, but it doesn’t look good.
Suddenly, he motions frantically to the priest for something to write on. The priest lovingly hands him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred uses his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then dies.
The pastor thinks it best not to look at the note right away, so he places it in his jacket pocket..
At Fred’s funeral, as the pastor is finishing his eulogy, he realizes he’s wearing the jacket he was wearing when Fred died.
“Fred handed me a note just before he died,” he says. “I haven’t looked at it, but knowing Fred, I’m sure there’s a word of inspiration in it for us all.”
Opening the note, he reads aloud, “Help! You’re standing on my oxygen tube!”

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According to a recent study, we do THIS 50 times a day on average. What is it?

The Answer: LOOK AT THEIR CELL PHONES!

I may have died and gone to heaven!  In my never ending quest for all things bacon, I found this on the interwebs this morning.  If only it was true!

A Husband and wife are shopping when the man picks up a dozen beer and puts it into the cart.

‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.

‘They’re on special, only $10 for 12 cans,’ he says.

‘Put them back. We can’t afford it!’

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.

‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the man.

‘It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ she says.

The man replies, ‘So does 12 beer and it’s half the price!’

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This came in from Q listener Clifford Flake.  It’s the best use of the Leafs logo EVER  On a garbage can!  Click the picture to enlarge!