Happy Halloween!


A couple was invited to a swanky masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. 

So he took his costume and away he went…

 The wife slept for an hour, her headache was gone so she decided to go to the party.  Now, her husband didn’t know what her costume was, so she thought she would have some fun watching her  husband to see how he acted when she wasn’t with him.  

So the woman joined the party and spotted her husband in his 

costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every good looking woman he could…a little feel here and a little kiss there. 

His wife went up to him and used her seductiveness to lure him away…she let him go as far as he wanted, after all he was her husband….

The two had a few more drinks…and then snuck off to one of the closets where they hd had a passionate make-out session.  WHEW! Just before unmasking at midnight , the woman slipped away and went home.  She put the costume away and was sitting up reading when he came in.  She asked what kind of time he had. 

‘Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not  there.’ He said

Then she asked, ‘Did you dance much?’ 

He replied, ‘I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance.. When I got there, I met Pete and Bill and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.’

‘You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!’ she said.

‘Actually,’ the man replied,” I gave my costume to my Dad ….   apparently he had the time of his life. 

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