Happy Halloween!

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A couple was invited to a swanky masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. 

So he took his costume and away he went…

 The wife slept for an hour, her headache was gone so she decided to go to the party.  Now, her husband didn’t know what her costume was, so she thought she would have some fun watching her  husband to see how he acted when she wasn’t with him.  

So the woman joined the party and spotted her husband in his 

costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every good looking woman he could…a little feel here and a little kiss there. 

His wife went up to him and used her seductiveness to lure him away…she let him go as far as he wanted, after all he was her husband….

The two had a few more drinks…and then snuck off to one of the closets where they hd had a passionate make-out session.  WHEW! Just before unmasking at midnight , the woman slipped away and went home.  She put the costume away and was sitting up reading when he came in.  She asked what kind of time he had. 

‘Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not  there.’ He said

Then she asked, ‘Did you dance much?’ 

He replied, ‘I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance.. When I got there, I met Pete and Bill and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.’

‘You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!’ she said.

‘Actually,’ the man replied,” I gave my costume to my Dad ….   apparently he had the time of his life. 

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 Carol sent this joke and it made me laugh and laugh!

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During a recent password audit, Terry was found to be using the following password:

MICKEYMINNIEPLUTOHUEYDEWEYLOUIEDONALDGOOFY

When asked why he had such a big password, Terry said,  because it has to be eight characters long!”

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Why did Vesa Toskala interrupt two people having sex?

He wanted to know what it felt like to stop someone from scoring.

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Drunk Guy On You Tube

Vending Machine

Octomom!

Four hockey fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different team, and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans of their hockey team. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all.

They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Canadiens fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, “This is for the Great Montreal Canadiens!” as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Edmonton Oilers fan threw himself off the mountain shouting “This is for the Oilers!”

Seeing this, the Ottawa Senators fan walked over and shouted, “This is for everyone!” and pushed the Toronto Maple Leafs fan off the side of the mountain.

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Thanks to Diane for this very, very, very funny joke!

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Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.   Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said,  ”Mabel, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”

Mabel answered, ‘I have a suppository in my ear?’ She pulled it out  and stared at it. Then she said, ‘Ethel, I’m glad you saw this thing.   Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.’

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*Courtesy of TMZ.com

A 61-year-old dude named Dennis LeRoy was just sentenced to 180 days in jail after cops say he got wasted at a Minnesota bar last year and tried to drive home on his suped-up piece of living room furniture.

The La-Z-booze-mobile was equipped with a cup-holder, radio, headlight and a National Hot Rod Association sticker. It was powered by a converted lawn-mower.

Cops say on August 31,2008, LeRoy pounded around 8 or 9 beers, left the bar, mounted his chair-mobile — which is capable of speeds up to 20 MPH — and crashed into a “real car” on the way back to his home.

LeRoy was given field sobriety tests … but cops say he “failed everything.”

The La-Z-Boy driver can avoid jail time if he completes two years of supervised probation — which includes completing a chemical dependency program, random testing and 30 days of electronic monitoring.

2009 Thrill The World event is set for October 25th, 2009 @ 12:30am GMT/UTC (which is October 24 is some parts of the world). This year’s Thrill The World aims to be an unprecedented global celebration of the life and music of Michael Jackson.

An estimated 400+ events in 42 countries are expected to dance with between 10,000-50,000 participants worldwide.

Now in its 3rd year, Thrill The World’s participant numbers have increased exponentially from the initial 62 dancers in Toronto, Ontario, Canada in 2006, which resulted in a Guinness World Record, to 4,179 dancers in 10 countries in 2008. This incredible tribute to Michael Jackson was founded by Ines Markelle, a dance choreographer and instructor in Toronto, Canada. It is Markelle’s unprecedented Thriller dance instructional teaching videos that make it possible for non-dancers and dancers, young and young-at-heart, to learn the dance in a very short time. New Thriller dancers have then gone on to teach other event participants.

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Sudbury, Ontario – On Saturday, October 24th Thrill The World Sudbury will be held @ 8:30pm at the Frood Hotel Parking Lot

About Thrill The World Sudbury:

This is Sudbury’s first involvement in Thrill The World. We are asking anyone who participates or just is coming to watch to bring at least one non perishable food item to donate to the Sudbury Foodbank.