A guy was talking to his buddy, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.”

His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex. She’ll probably be thrilled.”

So the that’s what he did.

The next day his buddy asked, “Well? Did you take my suggestion?”

“Yes, I did,” he said.

“…And did she like it?” His buddy asked.

“Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door yelling, “I’ll be back in an hour!!!”

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I have talked about this one the air..It’s the “Bacone”.  I am going to try and make this on the air sometime this week.  If you would like to make your own “Bacone”, click HERE for the recipe!

A shocker this morning from the Sudbury Wolves camp. Mike Foligno has announced he’s stepping down as head coach to take care of family obligations. Mike’s wife, Janis, passed away last month after a long battle with cancer. Associate coach Brian Verreault will take over the head coaching duties and will be helped by new assistant coach Jeff Beukeboom. Mike Foligno will retain his GM title.

I was just looking through the old interwebs this morning, and found some great stuff on Mike. Here’s something to ponder…the last time the Leafs had a half descent team is when Foligno played for them! Here’s the proof:

And you can’t talk hockey without some fightin’!!!

The Sudbury Transit SummerFest Shuttle Service will operate Friday, August 28, Saturday, August 29 and Sunday, August 30 from 7:30 p.m. – 12:30 a.m.

The shuttle service will start at the New Sudbury Shopping Centre travel to Bell Park then travel to Plaza 69 and return to Bell Park.

Time Start Location
7:30 p.m. New Sudbury Shopping Centre
8:00 p.m. Plaza 69
8:30 p.m. New Sudbury Shopping Centre
9:00 p.m. Plaza 69
9:30 p.m. New Sudbury Shopping Centre
10:00 p.m. Plaza 69
10:30 p.m. New Sudbury Shopping Centre
11:00 p.m. Plaza 69
11:30 p.m. New Sudbury Shopping Centre
12:00 p.m. Plaza 69
12:30 a.m. New Sudbury Shopping Centre

It’s on! Here is the best “MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE” conspiracy theory (So far)

A video has appeared on-line of a coroner’s van pulling into what looks like an underground garage. When it stops, someone gets out, goes to the back of the van and opens one of the doors. Then someone whose identity is obviously being shielded gets out of the back of the van . . . and the other person takes them through a door and out of sight.

The claim being made is that the person getting out of the back of the van is Michael and that this video was shot right after he ALLEGEDLY died and his body was removed from his rented home. Judge for yourself!

Ok…you need to watch this!  Funny…funny..funny…

Everytime the commercial for Slap Chop comes on, Mell goes crazy!  She wants one badly!  Someone got very creative and put this very cool piece together.  It’s the Slap Chop Rap!

Summerfest kicks off tonight at Bell Park.  Q92 presents an entire weekend of great LIVE music, including over 300 local bands.  Here are some video’s of the performers to get ready for the weekend.

Today’s Last Laff is comes from Club Q Rockstar Donalyne.

Two men died and went to heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren’t ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be.”

“Great!” said the first guy.” I want to be an eagle, soaring above beautiful scenery!”

“No problem,” said St. Peter, and POOF! The guy was gone.

“And what do you wish to be?” St. Peter asked the other guy.

“I’d like to be one cool Stud!” was the reply.

“Easy replied St. Peter, and POOF! The other guy was gone.

After a few months, their mansions were finished, and St. Peter sent an angel to fetch them back.

“You’ll find them easily,” says St. Peter.

“One of them is soaring over the Grand Canyon, the other is on a snow tire, somewhere in Hanmer!”

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For the first time I can remember, school starts before Labour Day…Tuesday, September 1st is the first day for kids.  The reason I bring this up is when I had Jean Hanson, the Director of Education for Rainbow Schools, on the show this morning, she said surprisingly, there have been very few calls to the board office about the unusual school calendar.  She wants to make sure everyone knows, so that’s why she came in this morning.  Jean says the reason is so they can fit in all 194 mandated teaching days.  The kids will be getting out of school June 24th.  My kids are ready to go back…they may not realize it, but they are ready.