A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his
wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, “I will need a urine sample, and a stool sample.”
The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks,
“What did he say?”
The wife yells back to him, ”GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS!”
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