Thanks Don for your hilarious joke this morning…here it is!
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” the man asked.
The wife replies, “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket.”
The man says, “When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.”
“Oh,” says the wife. She apologizes and goes back to what she was doing.
Three days later, the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. When he finally came to, the man asks “Why did you hit me again?!”
The wife replies, “Your horse phoned.”
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