Archive for May, 2009
Friday’s Last Laff…
Friday, May 29th, 2009
Thanks Robert for sending this joke…Kevin gave it a 10, because this actually happened to him!
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Terry was packing for a business trip and his 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, “Daddy, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, Terry reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in his mouth and said, “Daddy’s gonna eat your fingers!”, pretending to eat them.
Terry went back to packing…he looked up again and his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
Terry said, “What’s wrong honey?”
His daughter replied, “What happened to my booger?”
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Thursday’s Last Laugh
Thursday, May 28th, 2009
Today’s Last Laugh was delivered by comedy legend Joe Piscopo, who is in town tonight for the LOL LIVE! Gala. Take it away Joe…..
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LOL Gala Tonight!
Thursday, May 28th, 2009
Tonight’s the big night! It’s LOL Live!, the Gala for the Sudbury’s Laugh Out Loud Comedy Festival. The show starts at 8pm tonight at Fraser Auditorium. And what a show this is going to be! The show is hosted by Alan Park or the Air Farce. It features Saturday Night Live alumnus Joe Piscopo and headlined by the very funny Brad Garrett, a long time stand-up comic and winner of 3 Emmy Awards for his role as Robert Barone on Everybody Loves Raymond. Earlier this week, we had Tammy Frick on the air, talking about this years festival and just she managed to get such big named talent.
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Earlier this week, Q92′s Holly Thorne had a chance to talk to comedy legened Joe Piscopo. Here’s some clips from the Interview.
Joe on what to expect at the Gala
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This is kinda cool. Ever wondered when the best time to leave during a movie to go pee is? Well on the website Run Pee.com, they tell you the best time to leave where you won’t miss anything important and even have clips on their website of what you missed if you followed their advice.
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Wednesday’s Last Laff…
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniels into the ball park. The game is really exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely…mixing the Jack Daniel’s with soft drinks. Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go.
Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players are on base?
Think!
Think some more!!
Answer: It’s the bottom of the fifth, and the bags are loaded!
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Tuesday’s Last Laff…
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009
Thanks to Irene, Club Q Rock Star, and funny woman for today’s joke!
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Evelyn, was a very roboust woman in both spirit and size. She was in the hospital, not feeling well, but her sense of humour was still top-drawer. The surgeon came in with her chart.
“Evelyn,” he said, “it was says here that you’re 79 years old, but that doesn’t seem right.”
“Well, it’s true” she said. “I’ll be 80 at the end of this year.”
“You don’t have any wrinkles on your face!” he exclaimed.
“Oh, that’s easy to explain,” Evelyn said. ” I don’t have a bra on!”
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Monday’s Last Laugh
Monday, May 25th, 2009
A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.
The waitress asks, “What will it be?”
The man replied “a burger and a coke.”
“I’ll have the same,” the ostrich replies.
They finish their meal and pay.
“That will be $4.50,” The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount. They do this every day.
“The usual?” she asked. “No, today is Friday. I’ll have steak and a coke.”
“Me too.” says the ostrich. They finish and pay. “That will be $10.95″
The man reached in and pulls out the exact amount again just like all week.
The waitress was dumb-founded.
“How is it that you always have the exact amount?”
“Well,” says the man. “I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared.”
Wow!” said the waitress. “What did you wish for?”
“I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount would appear in my pocket.”
“Amazing! But what’s with the ostrich?”
“Well,” said the man. “I also asked for a chick with long legs.”
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Friday’s Last Laff…
Friday, May 22nd, 2009
Thanks to Club Q Rock Star Eric for today’s joke!
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A doctor calls his patient after reviewing his test results and says to him, ” I’m sorry Mr. Smith, I got some bad news and some terrible news.”
Mr. Smith prepares himself and tells the doctor to give him the bad news first.
“Well,” the doctor says, “the bad news is that you have 24 hours to live.”
Mr. Smith taken aback and upset says ” My god!…What’s the terrible news?”
Doctor says ” The terrible news is that I should’ve called you yesterday.”
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Thursday’s Last Laugh
Thursday, May 21st, 2009
A pirate walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender looks down and says “You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants”
The pirate replies “Arrr, it’s drivin’ me nuts”
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Been To Edmonton Lately?
Thursday, May 21st, 2009
Some Good news and Bad News about last night’s massive Lotto 6-49 Jackpot. The Good news…There is one winning ticket for the whole thing. The Bad news…unless you bought your ticket in Edmonton, you are out of luck. There’s one winning ticket for the 49.8 million dollar jackpot prize in last night’s Lotto 6-49 draw. The ticket was bought somewhere in Edmonton. The prize is only five million less than the biggest lottery jackpot ever won in Canada. That prize of 54 million was won in 2005 by 17 oil and gas workers in Camrose, Alberta, 80-kilometres southeast of Edmonton. Just for the record, the unofficial winning numbers were 4, 22, 26, 29, 39 and 48, with the bonus number 31.
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Another weekend..another Summer Blockbuster! This time around, it’s “Terminator Salvation” This 4th film in the series opened with midnight screenings last night. Christian Bale stars as ‘John Connor’, who is joined in his attempt to defeat ‘Skynet’ by a man who’s been rescued from the past … or perhaps the future? Co-stars Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin & Helena Bonham Carter. Cameos from the series’ original stars, Arnold Schwarzenegger & Linda Hamilton (voice-over). The biggest promotional boost came from Christian Bale’s infamous curse-laden on-set tirade. “Terminator 5” is already scheduled for 2011.
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Although I don’t watch Amercian Idol, there was a rumour yesterday that Kiss would be on the finale, and they where! Glad I PVR’d it. never thought I would say that! Anyways…I’ll save you the time. Here’s Kiss from AI last night:
Wednesday’s Last Laugh
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
“Where did you get such a functional bike?” asked the first engineer.
The second engineer replied: “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, spread her arms wide and said: “Take what you want.”
The second engineer nodded approvingly: “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
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