Archive for March, 2009
Tuesday’s Last Laff…
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant, “Do you have pigs ears?”
The counter assistant replies, “No, it’s just the way my hair is parted!”
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Thanks to Club Q Rockstar Robert for the joke! I laughed and laughed. It’s a funny image!
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Q-92 in 1995
Monday, March 30th, 2009
OK …so it was the 80′s, and then it was the 90′s, and yes, I had big hair. In my defense, everyone had huge hair! This is a video of the first guy I ever did the morning show with…Dave Sturgeon, and I doing a promo for Persona. Yes, back then we did a week of the morning show on TV. Now we broadcast the morning show on Persona Cable 10 every weekday morning from 7-8. See how things have progressed!
By the way, Sturgeon is my friend on Facebook…he saw the video and laughed and laughed! Here it is…
Giant 40 Foot Colon Invades NSC!
Monday, March 30th, 2009
Ok…so my husband said he wanted to go to the mall this weekend…after I was revived after fainting from the shock, he said he wanted to see the giant 40 foot colon…we took the whole family and walked through this thing that’s causing quite a stir among those who see it. It’s really cool! The kids thought it was hilarious and I had no idea what goes on in there…so it was kind of educational. Yes, a 40 foot inflatable colon, with polyps and hemorrhoids and everything! It’s all to get us thinking about colorectal cancer and the signs to be aware of…go see it! It will be at the New Sudbury Centre until April 2nd…it’s in centre court…don’t be left behind!
Monday’s Last Laff…
Monday, March 30th, 2009
A man comes home from his weekly poker game late. His annoying wife is waiting for him. “Where the heck have you been?” she asked.
“Sorry, but I lost you in a poker game. You’ll have to leave.” the man says.
“How did you manage that you fool!” she screams.
“It wasn’t easy. I had to fold a royal flush.”
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Home Show…
Friday, March 27th, 2009
My husband and I should be on the poster for Home Shows. We love doing things around the house, (OK so he does them, I ASSIGN them) Wear good walking shoes…there will be lots to see and do. It’s at the Sudbury Arena all weekend long…don’t miss the Spring Home Show–good time to do renovations too with the Home Renovation Tax Credit! Save your receipts for your income tax next year. Here’s the link for more info…
http://www.sudburyhomebuilders.com/springHomeShow/currentShow.htm
Ladies Only Garage Party!
Friday, March 27th, 2009
Hey, I am really looking forward to Sunday! I get to host the Harley Davidson Ladies Only Garage Party at the Shop Harley Davidson on Long Lake Road. Congratulations to all the lucky ladies who won passes to the party–we’re going to have a great time. There’s going to be a Harley Davidson fashion show and lots of seminars geared to chicks…and of course prizes. Should be a great time–see you there!
Friday’s Last Laff…
Friday, March 27th, 2009
Why didn’t the elephant like to play poker in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs!
Ha ha ha…
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Thursday’s Last Laugh
Thursday, March 26th, 2009
On her way to work, Kathy rear-ended a car at a stop light while not really paying attention.
The guy who was driving got out and he was really, really short.
He said “I’m not happy”……..
Kathy said…”Well which one are you then?”
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Budget Time!
Thursday, March 26th, 2009
It’s budget day in Ontario. The provincial governemnt will hand down it’s budget and the big buzz is the harmonizing of the PST and GST into one tax.
A combination of the P-S-T and G-S-T means people across Ontario will have to pay tax on items that are currently exempt from the provincial tax. But some items such as groceries and drugs will continue to remain exempt. As will, for some reason, dry cleaning, carpet and upholstery cleaning, haircuts, car washes and engine shampooing.
A merger of the federal and provincial taxes in Ontario means consumers will have to pay tax on items that are currently exempt from the PST, though some items like groceries and drugs will remain exempt because they also fall under a GST exception. A list of common goods and services that are not taxable:
- Basic groceries, such as flour, sugar, spices, breads, cereals, eggs, butter, margarine, cheese, peanut butter, jam, honey, fruits, vegetables, milk and yogurt.
- Food products except for candies, confections, snack foods and soft drinks.
- Prepared foods sold by an eating establishment for $4 or less.
- Children’s clothing, including diapers.
- Footwear costing $30 or less.
- Feminine hygiene products.
- Newspapers.
- Drugs and medicine sold under a doctor’s prescription.
- Goods designed solely for people with physical disabilities.
- Vitamins and minerals.
- Dry cleaning.
- Carpet and upholstery cleaning.
- Personal services, such as hairstyling, barbering and beauty treatments.
- Medical and health services.
- Veterinary care.
- Car washing and engine shampooing.
- Labour to install or repair real property or fixtures.
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BONUS CODE: taxthis
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Are you ready for Earth Hour 2009? It happens this Saturday from 8:30pm to 9:30pm.
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Wednesday’s Last Laugh
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
Mell is driving home late one night and is feeling very tired.
Suddenly, when Mell turns the corner, much to her horror, she sees a tree in the middle of the road!
She swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly her path.
Mell swerves again and discovers that hers drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing her to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees!
Moments later Mell hears the sound of a police siren and brings her car to a stop.
One of Greater Sudbury’s finest approaches Mell’s car and asks her what on Earth he was doing!
Mell proceeds to tell the story of the trees in the road, when the officer stops her in mid sentence and says .
Ahh..Mizz Dahl…That’s your Pine Air Freshener hanging from the rear view mirror!
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