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Megan Fox says that she is bisexual and could see herself in a relationship with another girl. The actress said, “Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.” Unfortunately for Megan, Olivia is married. You’re safe for now, Mountain Ox..

Megan Fox

Olivia Wilde

Mountain Ox - Breathing a sigh of relief

It’s been no secret that I have had a secret-crush on Kelly Clarkson ever since she became famous and rich.  It doesn’t help that I have her posters in my bedroom and I carry around her song lyrics in my pocket at all times, much like a lot of American politicians carry around their Declaration of Independence.  They use it for inspiration, to remind themselves why they got into politics.  I use it for inspiration as well, but to the likes of which I’m not allowed to talk about on this blog. 

I’ve supported Kelly her whole career, not by buying her records of course, but by telling people I know who Kelly Clarkson is and screaming her name anytime I get my chest waxed.  She has recently been getting a lot of flack for gaining weight and not looking like she does on her posters and CD covers, and I call Bull!!  There’s only so much someone can cover up by using Photoshop and if someone is beautiful it will shine through no matter what!

on second thought…

Great show last night!

more pics to come

One of the guys from the MTV show Jackass is on the show dancing with the stars. Remember Steve-o? Ya recently, he was actually sidelined from the show and couldn’t perform. Evidently he can light his privates on fire, roller-skate down hill naked and get eaten by alligators…but still hasn’t mastered “The Salsa”.

Source: The Sun

Lawyer for rapper Chris Brown want the charges against him dropped for that one time when he beat the crap out of his girl friend Rihanna.  Saying: “He will argueit was a misunderstanding between two young people passionately in love.”

I never knew what true love actually was.  Thanks Chris Brown!  The next time my girl friend and I are having a “misunderstanding”…I’ll make sure she gives me a black eye…to prove she really loves me.

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I always say to myself: “Scott, you should blog more…no really..you should shake things up in the internets with your witty humour and funny come-backs.”  And then I forget or get distracted by a shiny object…so due to my lack of attention on my blog, I’d like to reward your faithful readershipness.  Your Welcome.

Sure, there’s an election goin’ on. But what do you care…I mean you have things to do right! You got movies to watch and texts to send. We got places we need to be and people we need to gawk at online that may or may not have underwear on. I get it!!

(I understand that this Americanized, but the point is still very valid)

Didn’t see this coming:

(from MTV.COM)

“After years of speculation and rumors about his sexuality, Clay Aiken has apparently confirmed that he’s gay in the forthcoming issue of People magazine.”

Who could have known??? I mean really..the turtleneck sweaters, the scarfs, being found in bed with men - I just wish we had some kind of warning. Please, someone invent some sort system that uses electromagnetic waves to identify people who take part in such a life style…like Ray-Dar…and then give it a clever name..

Pamela (Lee) Anderson has done an interview recently saying how she will not hire a maid because she loves doing house-work.

She says, “It’s really important for me as a woman to do stuff that keeps me grounded. I like to vacuum and do laundry.” And “It’s really important to me to make sure I can still look after myself. I don’t want to feel helpless.”

So goes on to say how she never keeps that much money in the bank and lives paycheque-to-paycheque because she “loves the experience of struggling a little bit”.

Is it really a struggle when each paycheque is $40,000? (I have no idea if it’s really 40,000..but you get the point)

..has a new record coming out. Not that it matters…just looking for a reason to post this: