Jezebel.com is out with a list of… how-to-describe-your-marriage. Which one are you?
The Semihappy Marriage: You’re bored with each other but don’t leave because it’s comfortable. You’re going to get a divorce.
The Parenting Marriage: You have kids, so you stay together for them, even though you’d like to get divorced.
Workhorse Wives: You should not have married that sculptor because sculpting doesn’t pay the bills and now the woman is going to have to do all of the work. You’re going to go insane, and then get a divorce.
Ed McMahon Syndrome: You agree with your spouse because you’re sick of arguing. You seem to agree with Johnny Carson a lot. You want a divorce.
The Semimarried: You don’t really love each other, but you don’t dislike each other enough to break up. So you don’t. You’re not ballsy enough to divorce, but you want to.