These are things that every man should now. Fathers should pass this information on to their sons.
However lately I have noticed a significant decline in urinal etiquette.
Rule No. 1) For no reason should you ever talk to someone.
This rule seems to go out the window the more alcohol you consume, however it should always remain front of mind.
I suppose these rules are a little bit relaxed if you know the person beside you, but if the person beside you is a stranger, do not breach the no talking rule.
Rule No. 2) Always one urinal of space between urinators.
Rule No. 3) No talking on your phone whilst urinating
I was privy to seeing this in full effect recently. A guy wandered in to use the urinal while I was using it however he was on his phone and on the other end of the phone was his wife.
I could tell because he had the volume cranked, I could hear their entire conversation.
At one point she even asked him if he was in a bathroom, to which he said “no” and looked at me as if to say “don’t rat me out”.
I left the urinal, laughed, washed my hands, but then I couldn’t use the hand dryer as I would reveal to the already angry wife on the phone that her loving husband had lied to her.
This whole situation could have been avoided had the man stuck to rule number three.
Today’s Bonus Code: FOLLOW THE RULES