Recently on Fort McMurray’s Kijiji there was an ad for a “marital aid” or “d**do” which is pretty much the last thing on Earth you should buy used.
The ad was quickly removed but I really want to meet the person who was selling it and anybody who would considering buying it.
This on the other hand is perhaps the greatest Craiglist ad ever.
Today’s Bonus Code: SWEET RIDE




Nolan,
I’m leaving you for the car.
Sincerely,
Former Girlfriend.
- Sydney