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Men, we have to talk…

Thursday, May 31st, 2012

Alright guys, we have to help each other out a bit.

I’m sure it’s been going on for decades now however the “Youtube Age” has made elaborate marriage proposals more common as perhaps more people are endevouring to make the most special moment of their life to that point an event that perhaps could make them internet famous.

Case in point.

Now, here is the thing guys. We know you love her. And who are you really doing this to impress? Her or her friends, family and Ellen Degeneres?

Also when you do something like this you raise the expectations on the rest of us to do something to top that.

Every one of our girlfriends now expects some sort of choreographed dance or some flash mob or some type of video that may end up on the Today show.

If you want to do, go ahead and do it. However if you get divorced, I do believe you should be forced to do up a video for that as well.

Today’s Bonus Code: MEN HELPING MEN

You probably shouldn’t drink this…

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

Recently on our facebook page listener Mandy posted that girlie drinks are only acceptable for men if they are on a sunny vacation.

She added that men look like p*#sies when they drink from twirlie straws.

I have been recently trying to channel my inner Don Draper by enjoying a straight whiskey from time to time (enjoy probably isn’t the proper term here). I also agree with Mandy as there really isn’t a way to look manly while drinking an appletini.

Also, if you are out on a date, never, EVER go with “I’ll have what she’s having”, unless your date is having a scotch on the rocks or a fantastic craft beer, in which case you should marry her that night.

Today’s Bonus Code: DON’T GET A COSMO

This looks like the ocean

Tuesday, May 29th, 2012

Looks like an awesome vacation hey? Resort in Chile right on the ocean.

However it’s not the ocean….it is a pool.

The world’s largest pool in fact. Some 33 hundred feet long and can fit more than six thousand normal pools inside of it.

Today’s bonus code: I WANT TO GO

The internet’s wittiest people

Monday, May 28th, 2012

Allow me to introduce you to the internet’s wittiest people.

Today’s Bonus Code: TOO WITTY

Do women really want this?

Friday, May 25th, 2012

The CBC is trying to appeal to women whose husbands apparently control the remote control in the house.

They are providing alternate online commentary from Lena Sutherland and Jules Mancuso of WhiletheMenWatch.com

The two of them were once on the phone while their husbands were watching the same game and they were making comments to each other about a players hair and why the coaches suit was three times too big.

I think while this may appeal to some women, the vast majority of women I know actually love hockey and would be quite insulted by a “Sex in the City” style hockey broadcast.

I don’t think there was a need for this at all. However from a network that keeps Glen Healy employed, I would expect nothing less.

Today’s Bonus Code: WHILE THE MEN WATCH

Draw Something Guesses

Thursday, May 24th, 2012

Sometimes when playing draw something you get a drawing so incomprehensible that you have no choice but to guess something completely ridiculous.

Today’s Bonus Code: STILL THE WORST AT THIS GAME

Nolan’s “Celebrity” Look Alike

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012

Twice in the past week I’ve been told I look like the “it’s a piece a junk!” kid.

If that doesn’t ring a bell, this kid.

So, we decided to really see if I look like this kid by “re-imagining” the commercial.

Today’s Bonus Code: IT’S A PIECE OF JUNK

This gentleman gave his wife an unloaded handgun, said don’t play around with it.

Of course what does she do….and he then “gets his revenge”

Today’s Bonus Code: DIVORCE

Earlier this week me and the GF were travelling down Hospital St. during the afternoon rush, which when moving 10 feet at a time can certainly be a frustrating experience.

We were travelling in the left lane and heard a truck in the right lane repeatedly rev his engine and brake hard.

Luckily, for the sake of the story, we were able to get a good glimpse of what was happening.

The engine rever was upset because the car in front of him was taking to0 long to turn. Once past the car, the engine rever also gave the car the very long look back in his very intimidating white sunglasses.

The kicker to this story is that the car was turning INTO THE HOSPITAL!

As if this person may not have enough on their mind either visiting someone who is sick or is sick themselves now this douchy arsehole is road raging at them for delaying them by a matter of seconds.

And that is really all it is, a matter of seconds. If you freak out over someone delaying you by seconds, you seriously need to re-evaluate your life.

Today’s Bonus Code: RAGING DOUCHE

Fantastic MCA Tribute

Wednesday, May 16th, 2012

The Beastie Boys “Sabotage” is one of the greatest music videos of all-time.

In the weeks following the death of Adam Yauch (AKA MCA), a filmmaker decided to re-imagine the classic video with the key roles being played by toddlers.

What follows is pretty damn awesome.

Today’s Bonus Code: I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT